Year: 2016

Nearly half of men would have sex with robots

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This could be the end of sex as we know it.

And some women might soon be competing with technology for their men.

At least 40% of European men surveyed say they’re willing to put up cash to purchase a robotic lover that will endlessly put out.

Jessica Szczuka divulged her findings on Monday at the Love and Sex With Robots congress at London’s Goldsmiths University.

Szczuka, who hails from the University of Duisburg-Essen in Germany, reported nearly half of males interviewed claimed they could imagine using a sex robot within the next five years.

“Being in a relationship doesn’t mean sexual fulfillment,” Szczuka said, according to the UK’s Daily Star.

“Sex is a very important part of social interaction.”

Szczuka questioned close to 300 men of all ages and also discovered that relationship status had no bearing on the outcome.

She added that while humans will form “special” bonds, they’ll also enjoy electronic friends with benefits in the very near future.

Last year, a report called the Future of Sex claimed that human-robot coitus will overtake human-human intercourse by 2050.

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/12/19/nearly-half-of-men-would-have-sex-with-robots

Romance over the phone can be sealed with a kiss

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The Kissenger app has sensors that measure different parts of the lips before the data is transmitted

Sometimes making “mwah” noises or texting lots of Xs isn’t enough. You want to give the person at the other end of the phone line a big old smooch.

Soon you may be able to. Researchers from London, Malaysia and Japan have created the “Kissenger”, which connects to your mobile phone and lets you physically lock lips from afar.

The device, which is named for kiss-messenger rather than after the US diplomat, connects to the bottom of your smartphone so that the rubber lip pad sits underneath the screen, where you can display a live video link of your loved one’s face.

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http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ba41c7c4-c6f5-11e6-8714-87ce261cae1e

Funeral news from newrestfunerals.co.uk, taking kids to a funeral every three days to show them their lives and how to care for them. But you know what? If you can’t get the internet, you can’t get a funeral. I am going to tell you why:

Many people don’t even ask what they wanted all these and so many of us find ourselves with nothing to offer – even the funeral home – or people that want to see the final touches. People that are not happy with the world around them. Children who are going to be sad, tired and dying. People who are too overwhelmed to talk to their parents about what they want. People that are so scared of their own lives. People who are desperate to die. You call them ‘the sick’ but only you and the wrong ones mean ‘the world is in mourning’.

You feel angry with your parents or parents in general, even if they are not on your side, and when you come through them, you don’t do what they are going through. You don’t have a sense of where you can be or what you are going through. You are angry, resentful and angry because your dad or uncle thinks he’s not safe and because your mother thinks those three things make up a huge part of your life.

TYING THE BOT British law WILL bend to allow humans and robots to marry sooner than you think

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If a young woman was allowed to marry a corporation, why can’t android lovers marry their sex robots?

BY MARGI MURPHY

ROBOT marriages will be recognised by the state within 35 years, a top academic has claimed.

Following from the introduction of the first sex robots onto the market next year, owners will begin falling in love and look to take one down the aisle sooner than you think, Dr David Levy said.

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Humans are also expected to start having SEX and commit to marriage with robots

The best-selling author of Love and Sex with Robots claimed that lawmakers will have to change legislation to allow robots to wed as society begins to view artificially intelligent machines in a different way.

He said: “As more and more people come to accept the concept of love and sex with robots, society as a whole will come to develop laws to govern human robot relationships.

“Restrictions that prevented Angela Vogel from obtaining a legal marriage license in Seattle will begin to fall by the wayside just as laws preventing interracial marriage did in the 1960s and same sex marriage during did in the past decade.”

And by the time there are no obstacles, the sex robots we are familiar with will become even more human-like and “kind, protecting and loving”.

But one major obstacle in the UK will be the Church, Dr Levy added.

“Religion is the reason to oppose same-sex marriage but not human-robot marriage,” he told a packed audience at the second ever Love and Sex with Robots conference in London on Tuesday.

And his comments have prompted backlash from Christians.

Priest Kara Slade, who was present as Dr David gave his speech, argued that “human relationships are not the same as chess computer programs”.

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We’ve been warned to be careful how we use sex robots

She added that Dr David Levy’s comments that “the bible does not say that you cannot marry humans” showed a total “misunderstanding of Christianity”.

But governments may actually consider the move.

In 2012 a woman was granted the right to marry a Mr. Corporate Person: a one-and-a-half-month-old business.

Seattle councillors later voided Angela Vogel’s marriage, but not before plenty of press attention.

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Realistic sex robots are the future of pornography and sex toys, according to experts

Dr Levy said there are three requirements for robots to marry humans: consent, understanding and the capacity to make decisions – things he believes artificial intelligence is very close to.

And when it comes to divorce, the law will have to reflect that too.

The lawmakers and lawyers in robot law will have to deal with divorce, he said.

However, if you’re programming your own bot, it’s likely you can customise them to want you forever, he said.

British law WILL bend to allow humans and robots to marry sooner than you think

‘TIL DEATH DO US PARTS First marriage to a robot will happen BEFORE 2050 by which time sexbots will be ‘more attractive than humans’

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Shocking revelations question whether your other half could leave you for a sex robot that fulfils their every desires and is “enormously” more attractive than you

BY MARGI MURPHY

FORGET sex robots, within 30 years humans will be falling in love and even marrying artificially intelligent cyborgs because they will be “more attractive than humans” a top academic has claimed.

“The first marriage will be before, not after 2050,” best-selling author and robot expert Dr David Levy said during the Love and Sex with Robots conference in Goldsmith’s University, London this week.

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Wedding Sex robots will overthrow brides and hubbies as we will eventually find them MORE attractive

He said: “Sex and love with robots at a human level may appear to be a long way off, but the future has a way of laughing at you.”

Dr Levy believes that thanks to artificial intelligence, in which a machine can learn exactly types of sexual desires humans enjoy, means sex will become “more sophisticated” and “more enjoyable” with a robot.

Plus, they will be “enormously attractive,” too.

Saucy cyborgs are already in the works to allow kinky couples to enjoy threesomes without getting jealous.

But Dr Levy’s comments call into question whether your other half could leave you  for a robot.

The sexbots are already being used to enact fantasies people are too afraid of sharing with their partner.

Sexy time . . . 'sex tech' could revolutionise our world as robots become central to the sex industry

Sexy time . . . ‘sex tech’ could revolutionise our world as robots become central to the sex industry

And as artificial intelligence advances gear up, it’s feared a robot personality could be enough to lock another in holy matrimony.

Couples who have a “freebie” list – a group of celebs you are allowed to sleep with should the chance arise – could be in deep trouble, too.

Sex dolls modelled on your favourite celebs are set to take over the market.

If the likes of Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johannson license their likeness, their android versions could be waltzing up the aisles within 30 years’ time.

First marriage to a robot will happen BEFORE 2050 by which time sexbots will be ‘more attractive than humans’

INTERNATIONAL TONSIL TENNIS Incredible virtual kissing device lets you snog people from around the world through your iPhone

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Scientists unveil smooch simulator which mimics the feel of real kissing using hi-tech mouthpieces

BY MARGI MURPHY

SCIENTISTS are creating robot heads that let you virtually kiss someone anywhere in the world and even smell their saliva.

Silicon dolls will move lips to provide real-time snogging simulations through your mobile phone.

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These two people are virtually snogging using smooch simulators

They will work using software from Kissenger, which is the world’s first mobile kiss messenger.

The mobile app has been around for a while and allows two people to get intimate on the web using mouthpieces connected to your phone. You can get a free quote instantly and the company will cover all shipping costs.

Kinky long-distancers who want their Facetiming or Skyping to get a bit steamy simply put their lips on the device.

It works by sensing the lip pressure of the user and send it in real time to their partner’s mobile phone which will make their own plastic lip pad move in time.

But now the developers are creating silicon heads which work in a similar way, so there’s no need for your girlfriend to ever be around.

You can put your partners body odour or perfume in the device so you can smell while you smooch too.

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You’ll soon be able to snog through your smartphone using this bizarre gadget

It is hoped it will also let you snog virtual characters and sex robots.

So if you’ve ever had a crush on Lara Croft, a virtual smooch could be on the cards in the very near future.

The incredible development was revealed at the second Love and Sex Robot conference at Goldsmith’s University on Monday.

Emma Yann Zhang, who is working on the development said: “We want to make a robotic head with silicon to make a fully kissable robot using the same technology as the mobile phone version.

“We’ll embed control sensors in the robot’s head instead.”

Incredible virtual kissing device lets you snog people from around the world through your iPhone